• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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    6 days ago

    It’s my balls! They’re the ones that are gay randy, not me.

    Hey, Gay Randy sounds like a fun cabaret act. Or maybe like a reverse drag queen act, like a women dressing as a man? Would that be funny? Not as funny as a drag queen, probably.

    MAGAs might still hate it, and that’s always funny.

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      6 days ago

      Last night I noticed my thighs rubbing the side of my balls gently as I went back upstairs to go to bed. Silly gay thighs flirting with the randy gay balls.

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        5 days ago

        I’ve lost 90 pounds (thank you, thank you), and noticed the other day that my thighs weren’t rubbing together for the first time in many years. It seems that losing weight has made my groinal region less gay.