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minus-squaretym@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down2·1 month agoWith all due respect, my penis is the cleanest thing in a public restroom. I wash it twice a day.
minus-squareArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·1 month agoI work with a lot of grease and oils and whatnot, I have to wash my hands before I piss, and unless I piss on my hand, there’s not much need to wash them again. Though I don’t work around food, which is important.
minus-squareClent@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down2·1 month agoThat is definitely the excuse common among people who do not wash their hands. It’s not true in any way but its very pithy.
With all due respect, my penis is the cleanest thing in a public restroom. I wash it twice a day.
I work with a lot of grease and oils and whatnot, I have to wash my hands before I piss, and unless I piss on my hand, there’s not much need to wash them again.
Though I don’t work around food, which is important.
That is definitely the excuse common among people who do not wash their hands.
It’s not true in any way but its very pithy.