tfm@piefed.europe.pub to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 months agoHow to kill a childlemmy.mlimagemessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up1491arrow-down12 cross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up1489arrow-down1imageHow to kill a childlemmy.mltfm@piefed.europe.pub to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square17fedilink cross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-squareCarrotsHaveEars@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up27·2 months agoIf you fork, you’re gonna have children. Those children will slowly eat up your memory. It’s time to hang them up. Shut their pipes. Sometimes they refuse to die, like cats. Control Cat won’t work. That’s where you want to kill them 9 times.
If you fork, you’re gonna have children. Those children will slowly eat up your memory. It’s time to hang them up. Shut their pipes. Sometimes they refuse to die, like cats. Control Cat won’t work. That’s where you want to kill them 9 times.