I am pretty sure Tylenol causes more engrams mitochondrial challenges. I mean, right after someone takes Tylenol, I can see it in their faces. I’m pretty sure public spaces might concentrate the effects of the engrams, I mean, mitochondrial challenges.

As a licensed scientism practitioner, I recommend that expecting mothers only take Tylenol when they have a properly fitted tinfoil hat and are wearing special copper rings on both wrists to help shield them from the subatomic particles that interact with and bind to the Tylenol in the mitochondria. Also, they should probably be giving themselves 5 coffee enemas a day, but the coffee must be civet coffee!