ekZepp@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 个月前N. 5lemmy.worldimagemessage-square35fedilinkarrow-up1629arrow-down13
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minus-squareCapricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 个月前Number one is pee, number two is poo, and number three is barf. What are four and five, then?
minus-squareSteamymoomilk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 个月前We dont speak of number 4, Number 5 however is when you do all 1-4 all at once and the pure force and gravitational pull makes a mini black hole then quickly explodes.
minus-squareekZepp@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 个月前All shot together with five apparently. 💥
minus-squareherrvogel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 个月前Number 4 is when the force of your shit cannot be contained within the bowl and you have to spend some time cleaning around it when you’re done. Number 5 is when the force of your shit cannot ne contained within the bathroom and you have to pay for renovations when you’re done.
Number one is pee, number two is poo, and number three is barf.
What are four and five, then?
We dont speak of number 4, Number 5 however is when you do all 1-4 all at once and the pure force and gravitational pull makes a mini black hole then quickly explodes.
All shot together with five apparently. 💥
Number 4 is when the force of your shit cannot be contained within the bowl and you have to spend some time cleaning around it when you’re done.
Number 5 is when the force of your shit cannot ne contained within the bathroom and you have to pay for renovations when you’re done.