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minus-squarePastafARRian@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·3 months agoAll churches should be required to have minimum 50% of their pastors be atheists by spring 2026. In each church. I’ll go first! Let’s open up to Leviticus and talk about logical fallacies everyone…
minus-squareAgentOrangesicle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 months agoI’m just upset that God told me that I can’t eat owls.
minus-squareTar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 months agoLuckily, beavers are fish, so it’s ok for lent.
minus-squareAgentOrangesicle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoYeah, we’ve given ourselves a pass on a lot of things, but Old Testament God is going to be pissed off when he comes back to find us eating shellfish and wearing linens with wool.
All churches should be required to have minimum 50% of their pastors be atheists by spring 2026. In each church.
I’ll go first! Let’s open up to Leviticus and talk about logical fallacies everyone…
I’m just upset that God told me that I can’t eat owls.
Luckily, beavers are fish, so it’s ok for lent.
Yeah, we’ve given ourselves a pass on a lot of things, but Old Testament God is going to be pissed off when he comes back to find us eating shellfish and wearing linens with wool.