Trump Says He's 'Not Doing Well' When It Comes to Health
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Donald Trump has reignited health concerns after confessing he worries about his chances of getting into heaven. The 79-year-old president's unusual remarks, paired with visible signs such as swollen ankles and bruised hands, have led social media users to speculate that he is aware of a decline in

The 79-year-old US President made the unusual admission during an appearance on Fox and Friends, just a day after hosting European leaders, including Ukraine’s Volodymyr Zelenskyy, at the White House. Linking his legacy to global diplomacy, Trump remarked that if he succeeds in brokering peace between Ukraine and Russia, it might help secure him a place in the afterlife.

  • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldEnglish
    12·
    1 day ago

    don’t worry. they’ll have some of those museum taxidermists rip everything out and preserve him with an animatronic skeleton.

    • Fluffy Kitty Cat@slrpnk.netEnglish
      4·
      1 day ago

      What if they coerce the corner into refusing to certify the death and they just have a trump themed llm run the animatronic and they all just pretend he’s still alive

      • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldEnglish
        3·
        1 day ago

        Well, the llm is definitely happening.

        But he’s gonna die, and they’re gonna let Vance have his presidency for a weekend, and then they’re gonna trot Trump back out as some kind of zombie-god-king.

        Yes. Shit is creepy. Welcome to the republican creep show.