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minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·5 months agoSir/Madam, you have invented alchemy. Lead and human waste goes in, gold comes out. Bravo.
minus-squareFenrirIII@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·5 months agoWhy not skip the lead and double the human waste?
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 months agoThe secret ingredient to coax lead to transmute into gold is the horrific suffering of the wicked. You gotta keep your ratios on point, and make sure the bile and phlogiston levels are all in balance as well.
Sir/Madam, you have invented alchemy.
Lead and human waste goes in, gold comes out.
Bravo.
Why not skip the lead and double the human waste?
The secret ingredient to coax lead to transmute into gold is the horrific suffering of the wicked.
You gotta keep your ratios on point, and make sure the bile and phlogiston levels are all in balance as well.