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minus-squaresprite0@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up24·10 hours agonow states have to beg trump personally for aid and he can pick and choose who gets it. seems very on brand.
minus-squarePistcow@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up28·11 hours ago“Here’s your voucher for private Christian school”.
minus-squarealtphoto@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·10 hours agoThis just in! He will start a new agency called MEMA! Male Elephant Making Action! They are sending you guys in Texas a male elephant pretty soon! Just hang in there! You’re probably wondering, WTF are we supposed to do with a male elephant.
Too bad he gutted FEMA
now states have to beg trump personally for aid and he can pick and choose who gets it. seems very on brand.
“Here’s your voucher for private Christian school”.
This just in! He will start a new agency called MEMA! Male Elephant Making Action!
They are sending you guys in Texas a male elephant pretty soon! Just hang in there!
You’re probably wondering, WTF are we supposed to do with a male elephant.