• msprout@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    Fuck that, we can utilize space-time dilation to whip a series of Rods from God into geostationary orbit, timed precisely to decay their orbits and land squarely between the eyes of Slaveholders. They would all fall to their knees and pray to John Brown like he’s Quetzalcoatl.