• FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world
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    That is going to sound really ironic one day when it comes out publicly that Loomer was serving as Donald’s cock warmer.

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      9 hours ago

      The only cock warmer Donald is capable of is the piss he takes in his diaper every 140 minutes.

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          The guy’s closing on 80 and is widely purported to be incontinent. Now ask yourself if he is willing to risk someone seeing his little piggly wiggly dick smeared with his own shit and unable to get hard. I think we’d be flattering him to imagine he’s out there banging away.

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            There are drugs and surgeries for that, and we know definitively that Donald has no problem getting surgical enhancements.

            Is it gross-ass John Paul Getty type sex?

            Yes, but I’m absolutely sure they’re fucking.

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      I’m fairly sure she already bragged once about front-of-the-mouthing Cheetos mushroom cock on twitter, although that could just be the delirium of hearing about these fucks every day for ten years.

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        Wasn’t there a rumor about them two being real close and spending time alone together? Like she was sucking him off or whatever.