• Anomalocaris@lemm.ee
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      6 days ago

      if you give enough the hospital will give you a clean robe, so no need for laundry.

      unless you’re in the land of the free, I’m which case it’ll be 20,000$

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        6 days ago

        Oh so if i give them blood they’ll give me free stuff, but when i give them a bag of five kidneys all i get are questions about where i got them from, sheesh

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          6 days ago

          if you give them a pint, they give you a cookie,

          if you loose a few more, you get an overnight room and board.