Whoa, don’t do this …you will hurt your hands. Get yourself a nice thick hose. You want it thick enough to be able to swing easily but not so thick that it will break bones. That’ll hurt them but not you and you’ll have lots of energy to keep swinging.
No, no, no. What you do is lead them outside to the nearest tree and have them pick out a switch from the tree and then you take it and repeatedly smack them with it. If they continue to speak in favor of their idiot, then you resort to washing their mouths out with soap.
Have you tried turning off Right Wing Media, sitting down with your family, and hitting them?
What stick size do you recommend?
A 7 iron works best
Whoa, don’t do this …you will hurt your hands. Get yourself a nice thick hose. You want it thick enough to be able to swing easily but not so thick that it will break bones. That’ll hurt them but not you and you’ll have lots of energy to keep swinging.
No, no, no. What you do is lead them outside to the nearest tree and have them pick out a switch from the tree and then you take it and repeatedly smack them with it. If they continue to speak in favor of their idiot, then you resort to washing their mouths out with soap.