Newly Discovered Cave Paintings Suggest Early Man Was Battling A Lot Of Inner Demons - The Onion, May 3 2025.
I was hoping it would be real even if it didn’t seem so. And I was quite excited that there was a source in the comments, only to find out it was The Onion…
You deserve this.
Not sure if I’m being complimented.
I went looking for the source of the image to find out more. Disappointed to discover it was fake even though I suspected it was.
It’s a Lemmy award.
I can understand your confusion. I meant it as a thank you. Thank you for finding the source.
A silver lemmy buttplug, the peggiest award a fellow lemming can award to a worthy shitposter!
Judging by the lack of flared base, the recipient will not be having a good time.
“Lemmy go!!” cried Lemmy as he slowly disappeared …
The hat could double as that in a pinch
Stop it! My yogurt pump is empty!
a woman using a stone chopping implement to cut her own body
real
Here I thought “down bad” just meant horny but it turns out it means sad because horny
I mean, the guy on the right there is definitely doing something with his hand…
I don’t think that’s a hand…
Well he’s giving himself one maybe
I remember reading a few years ago some anthropologists suggested most cave painting were not done by adults but teens because the content of the drawings. They glorify things they aren’t involved in yet. The big hunt, the hottie cave chick, etc.
Looking at those three drawings, I think that solidifies it’s teens.
