• ToastedRavioli@midwest.social
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      23 hours ago

      I just wanted some McDonalds, but they said I’d tried to flee!

      This mysterious pipe inside my bags’ for whackin’ turtles, see?

      Manhattan on a Monday morning is a place I’d never be

      If they try me by a jury then you know surely I’ll go free