The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months agoInfinite Monkey Theoremlemmy.worldimagemessage-square69fedilinkarrow-up1902arrow-down114
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minus-squarekitnaht@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up106·4 months agoWe are IN the timeline where a monkey wrote Shakespeare. That monkey was Shakespeare.
minus-squaredalekcaan@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up21·4 months agoYeah, it’s weird how nobody talks about the trillions of trillions of plays Shakespeare wrote that are complete gibberish.
minus-squareThisLucidLens@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 months agoHey! I liked Romeo and Djrurleltkitshsnmqlaapj
minus-squareSandmanXC@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·4 months agoDid you know a monkey can write Shakespeare’s work using this simple trick (millions of years of evolution)?
minus-squareSkua@kbin.earthlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·4 months agoYeah but did he do it with a typewriter? Didn’t think so
minus-squareKlear@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·4 months agoApes are monkeys. Fuck paraphyletic groups.
minus-squareApocalypteroid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·3 months agoMonkeys and apes are monophyletic, you massive bastard. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)
minus-squareatomicbocks@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 months agoWhat if you could math the monkeys?
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 months agoUnless you think it was a different monkey because someone without noble blood couldn’t possibly write good.
We are IN the timeline where a monkey wrote Shakespeare. That monkey was Shakespeare.
Yeah, it’s weird how nobody talks about the trillions of trillions of plays Shakespeare wrote that are complete gibberish.
Hey! I liked Romeo and Djrurleltkitshsnmqlaapj
Did you know a monkey can write Shakespeare’s work using this simple trick (millions of years of evolution)?
Yeah but did he do it with a typewriter? Didn’t think so
Shakespeare was an ape
Apes are monkeys. Fuck paraphyletic groups.
Monkeys and apes are monophyletic, you massive bastard. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)
…yes? That’s what I said.
A great one at that
He was an ape
What if you could math the monkeys?
Mind. Blown.
Unless you think it was a different monkey because someone without noble blood couldn’t possibly write good.