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minus-squareNorgoroth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 年前I love spraying flecks of poo all over the handle so the next guy touches my poo flecks, very euro sanitary
minus-squareNorgoroth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 年前When you spray your asshole with a high pressure stream of water it sends flecks of poo into the air
minus-squareNorgoroth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 年前Then why is my whole bathroom covered in a fine layer of poo flecks? Checkmate
minus-squarenull@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 年前Because you’re standing up while you use it, for some reason.
minus-squareNorgoroth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 年前I squat on top of the seat like everyone else
minus-squarenull@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up0arrow-down1·1 年前So you were already doomed to splashback, what’s a little brown mist in the mix?
I love spraying flecks of poo all over the handle so the next guy touches my poo flecks, very euro sanitary
How would you even manage to do that?
When you spray your asshole with a high pressure stream of water it sends flecks of poo into the air
No it doesn’t.
Then why is my whole bathroom covered in a fine layer of poo flecks? Checkmate
Because you’re standing up while you use it, for some reason.
I squat on top of the seat like everyone else
So you were already doomed to splashback, what’s a little brown mist in the mix?