arotrios@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agoElon Musk claims X being targeted in 'massive cyberattack' as service goes downapnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square54fedilinkarrow-up1407arrow-down16 cross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up1401arrow-down1external-linkElon Musk claims X being targeted in 'massive cyberattack' as service goes downapnews.comarotrios@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square54fedilink cross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-squareTanis Nikana@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up94arrow-down1·11 months agoMost of the people involved in that cyberattack are wearing thigh high socks and cat ear headphones, and they’re much cooler than Musk would ever be.
minus-squareDem Bosain@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·11 months agoWhat is “priaprism”? I’ll take “PP WORDS” for 600, Alex.
minus-squareTanis Nikana@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up23·11 months agoHaving a janky wang doesn’t make Musk uncool in and of itself, lots of janky wang-havers are cool. His insecurity about it, publicly, deprives him of any coolosity he ever could have had. He is a man without potential or love.
minus-squareDem Bosain@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·11 months agoThe joke started out in my head as “stop, I can only get so hard!” And then I classed it up with medical terminology.
minus-squareEvkob (they/them)@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·11 months ago priaprism I had to look this up, and wow, the image on the Wikipedia article for priaprism is… well, it’s something.
minus-squareLimpRimble@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·11 months agoIsn’t that the same picture they used for the article on Biggus Dickus?
minus-squareRamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·11 months agoHe in general underperforms in the coolness department. I have no interest in his man-noodle.
minus-squareLedericas@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·11 months agoelons botched surgery prevents him from getting an erection.
Most of the people involved in that cyberattack are wearing thigh high socks and cat ear headphones, and they’re much cooler than Musk would ever be.
What is “priaprism”?
I’ll take “PP WORDS” for 600, Alex.
Having a janky wang doesn’t make Musk uncool in and of itself, lots of janky wang-havers are cool.
His insecurity about it, publicly, deprives him of any coolosity he ever could have had.
He is a man without potential or love.
The joke started out in my head as “stop, I can only get so hard!” And then I classed it up with medical terminology.
I had to look this up, and wow, the image on the Wikipedia article for priaprism is… well, it’s something.
One hour too late. Smh
Isn’t that the same picture they used for the article on Biggus Dickus?
He in general underperforms in the coolness department. I have no interest in his man-noodle.
elons botched surgery prevents him from getting an erection.