There is is something funny to being this close to a bird flu pandemic while a fascist is president and people’s biggest problem seems to be that eggs are expensive. You can buy some chickens and collect and eat their periods yourself. Or just not eat eggs, but that seems like too wild of an idea apparently

When people say eat the rich, I don’t think they mean eat food you can’t afford…

Can I at least buy all three apples now or are they still so expensive I need to put one back in the fridge?