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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 9 months ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 9 months ago
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    Just put them on a 2000 calory deficit diet during basic training, and double its duration.
    That’ll get rid of 80 pounds of excess fat, plus they won’t have the strength to masturbate.

    Sure, half of them will become casualties before they see action, but they can still pilot drones, do the funny or make coffee, while you can feed the other half into the front line grinder.

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      Do the funny?

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        Do the funny.

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      2 kcal is not very much.

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        not 2 kcal per day, a 2 kcal deficit per day.

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            Are you autistic, or is it OK to make fun of you?

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                common misinterpretation… Calories is kcal
                (with a capital C)

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                  I’m convinced that’s some bs some bigwig invented to avoid admitting they’re wrong.

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        Deficit diet means burn 2000 calories off a person per day, oui?

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      but they can still pilot drones,

      But sir, do we even have drones to be piloted?

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