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nuke@sh.itjust.worksM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 11 个月前

BREAKING NEWS: NATO has fallen.

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BREAKING NEWS: NATO has fallen.

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nuke@sh.itjust.worksM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 11 个月前
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    I have drawn myself as the chad, and you as the soyjak.

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    No wonder it had to be against a dummy; guy didn’t telegraph that punch, he fucking etched it into stone and sent it on camel back the long way ‘round.

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      • square up to target making angry eyes to intimidate them
      • step back into range
      • look at fist to make sure it’s still there at the end of your arm
      • wind body up for maximum beyblade power
      • make contact with target using the side of your wrist
      • RobertoOberto@sh.itjust.works
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        • leave your off-hand down at your waist, maintaining defense is for weak bitches
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        Goddamn, it’s just gets worse and worse as you break it down. Why would you do a hand check like that?

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    How Russia imagined the Special Military Operation would go.

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    Why would he punch an unarmed man like that? Especially when the unarmed man wasn’t even wearing pants?

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      He must have had a washing machine.

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    Sigh, Russia has regressed to the point where they can’t afford straw for their strawmen.

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    Not depicted: a hundred mannequins later overrunning the area and razing the place to the ground

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    Belarusian flag on that guy - the true bad boys of the eastern block… /s

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    Most stiff-wristed tankie.

    Must have a wrist brace on lmao

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      Comparing Western Stalin fans to the actual Russians just feeds into their narrative, honestly. They’re a bunch of goofy conspiracy guys, that’s it.

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        IDC about the details, their advanced Russian training is the funniest shit I’ve seen all year, and I read yogthos’ posts!

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    Removed by mod

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      F

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    My shitty translation:

    NATO vs the landing

    Happy holidays (?) to all who participate (muscles emoji)

    I did look that up to double check, I assume it’s in the “Independence Day” sense.

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    Plastic Chinese mannequin versus fetal-alcohol-syndrome drunk man with a limp wrist.

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    Looks like some good weather to be strolling about in just a short bathrobe.

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    deleted by creator

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    We got him.

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