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nuke@sh.itjust.worksM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago

Why don't we simply fling our decommissioned warships at our enemies? Are we stupid?

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Why don't we simply fling our decommissioned warships at our enemies? Are we stupid?

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nuke@sh.itjust.worksM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago
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    Because they could use a trampoline to fling them back and we’d end up the the biggest game of tennis

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      They said why not, they didn’t ask for you to give extra reasons why we should

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      And most important of all - and most tragically ironic - our Nation could have afforded, and can afford now, the steps necessary to close the trampoline gap. But our task now is not to fix the blame for the past, but to fix a course for the future.

      -JFK

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      That’s why we have to start flinging them now. Before the Zs close the trampoline gap. Sure they’d fling a few warships back now. I’m not saying we wouldn’t get our hair mussed, but it would be minimal casualties. 30 or 40 million tops. Depending on the breaks.

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        Have you ever seen a commie drink a glass of water?

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          No, general, I don’t believe I have.

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      I’d watch that.

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      I’m confused, what’s the reason we aren’t doing this yet?

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        We don’t have enough NCD on the Senate committee on defense appropriations yet.

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          yet

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            Yeeeetttttt

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        Physics, and money.

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