• akakunai@lemmy.ca
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    5 months ago

    I hate to be the one to tell you this, but maybe it’s just you who can’t bring the couch to completion…?

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      5 months ago

      I’ll have you know I find Wet Ass Cushion to be incredibly offensive. I’ve interacted with many of them in my day and never have I met a cushion that wasn’t artificially wet. The couch orgasm is a myth.