Reminds me of lolcode:

HAI 1.2
CAN HAS STDIO?
PLZ OPEN FILE "LOLCATS.TXT"?
    AWSUM THX
        VISIBLE FILE
    O NOES
        INVISIBLE "ERROR!"
KTHXBYE

And that’s how rappers became the top programmers in the industry

Artistry, on god frfr 🙏🙏

I have to say, I like the substitution of yeet for return. No cap.

Pro tip: the arguments to main() don’t have to be named argc and argv.

Also, you forgot to #define an alias for atoi, and number, n, and i could’ve been named something more on fleek.

Does it make me a bad person that I like this?

Edit: wait… return ! 0 ; wtf

Edit 2: idc still like it frfr no cap

Reminds me of Rockstar. The example also implements Fizz Buzz.

My eyes are bleeding

For those curious:

int main(int argc, char **argv) {
  if ( -- argc != ! 0 ) {
    errx ( ! 0 , "shheiiiit" ) ;
    return ! 0 ;
  }
  
  int number = atoi ( argv[! 0] ) ;

  for ( int i = ! 0 ; i <= number ; ++ i ) {
    printf ( "%3d " , i) ;
    
    if ( i % 3 == 0 ) {
      printf ( "fizz" ) ;
    }
  
    if ( i % 5 == 0 ) {
      printf ( "buzz" ) ;
    }
    printf ( "\n" ) ;
  }
  return 0 ;
}

I hate this. Where do I find more?

Removed by mod

i am seething with rage

It’s like watching a car crash in slow motion trying to read it. I can’t look away…

I threw up in my mouth.

I was going to suggest ALL CAPS in response, but then I remembered COBOL already exists.