Shot through the heart! And you’re to blame!

Is there an advantage for the Shrew to do this? Does the plant grow on the side of the Shrew interstate?

Also when that Ewok tried to wake up his little friend unsuccessfully.

Good to know if you’re surrounded by cats in a blizzard or something.

I prefer Kali because dragons are freakin awesome.

Cream Puff’s ownership of the One Ring is irrelevant.

Same for me, but it’s usually Burnt Turd INC or whatever internet service provider’s number.

In fact, let’s forget the video hosting site.

It’s probably going to get worse before it gets better. The YouTube algorithm favors low effort frequent posting, so AI slop is perfect for the platform.

You get to penguin heaven and they’re all there waiting with pitchforks.

Oh no!!! The dumb business plan that has no proven way of working didn’t work!?

To open the bag of cheese is to summon the DAWG.

Break the German enigma machine!
“It doesn’t work like that.”
…SUDO BREAK GERMAN ENIGMA MACHINE.

Cat looking down from the mountain: Call me not to action for this is not my fight!

If I could fight one apple it’d be that one.

Kind of wild that the government wants to kill privacy online but still funds Tor.

Totally not a bubble. Totally!

We’re going to be so rich…maybe not 250 pencil rich though.

Unfortunately this turns into a logical fallacy when they drive away. Imagine the poor guys/ladies running like mad after their ideal mate only for them to disappear into the night.

“Sex me oh sexy sex haver!” -Hot ladies seduced by loud engines driving swiftly away never to return.