re: re: RE: fwd: TOO FUNNY NOT TO SHARE!!

I’ll be the first to admit I am also losing my shit. I am not nearly sane enough for everyone else to be so much loonier than me.

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I remember Trump’s first campaign ad where he said he was going to “bomb Iran and take their oil.” To the best of my memory, those were the exact words. And things like that are why I will never forgive anyone who “didn’t know what they were voting for.” He was very clear from the beginning on what he was about.

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Hot take: it had little to do with the relative merits, perceived or otherwise, of either candidate. The GOP won a meat grinder propaganda war. Democrats tried to appeal to human reason. The GOP instead spent decades consolidating control over the machinery that bombards American minds with propaganda 24/7. It was a proxy war for the humanity’s consciousness, and reason lost. Either party could have ran a baked potato and not many votes would have changed.

“Say it in a way politicians can hear” means bribes. You got politician bribe money sitting around? I don’t.

Exactly. This is not a crisis of conscience or anything like it. They got what they wanted and now they’re fucking off to their feathered nests.

Reminds me of a game of DotAge where I only had 10 villagers (going for an achievement) and five of them went on strike. Like, dudes. Whatever you want, you’re the ones who aren’t giving it to yourselves.

Oh, you poor, doomed child

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_influenza_statistics_by_flu_season

It looks like 30k deaths or so per season is average. We still have months to go, so time will tell.

Damn. 72% annual inflation and Tehran is being abandoned due to lack of water. Iran isn’t going to last much longer.

I think I’d rather be shot.

Nobody makes it out alive.

I live in a regional hub in a red area. All the people who live in the surrounding counties split their time between shitting on the “big city” and spending all their time here without paying any taxes

As long as we’re wishing for shit that will never happen, I have some ideas on how to use a time machine

When modern society fully collapses, the only people that will survive for any length of time will be the indigenous people that never modernized in the first place.

I found out the hard way that woodworking is a massively expensive and time consuming hobby.