Ditto

I can only hope that the US goes through a revolution in the near future. I’m so tired of hearing about how poorly treated we are compared to other countries around the world. American #1 my ass. The things that the US ranks high in are considered the worst things to be highly ranked in. (Unless you’re a lunatic, dictator, oligarchy at wits’ end, etc.

Cries in United States

Our European counterparts are laughing at us, who don’t take a month off every year. And for some reason, this is how I see them doing so.

Thank you for pointing that out to me.

…wait a minute…

This genuinely sounds like the work of a typical mega insurance corp in the US.

*Get insured because you don’t know when a superhero or super villain might come and wreak havoc on your belongings, transportation, living space, or even YOU. Just pay this [Insert some goddly amount] to join the million + people that think such a thing will happen to them (but probably will never happen to them and we don’t give a fuck about you nor if it actually happens to you or not. Even when it does happen to you, we will have the “right” and “ability” to deny your claim, even though that’s what this insurance policy is for. So get wrecked pawn scum-didili-dumb-dumb.)

I have a strong feeling this will serve as a strong reminder for everyone to check their dryer load, either for those who started it today or those who will start it tomorrow. Thank you.

Here’s the closest I could get to a meme template.

I love this format so much. It has a lot of potential.

I can understand your confusion. I meant it as a thank you. Thank you for finding the source.

You deserve this.

Same with Horror fans.

Optimus Prime hauled the load for our sins.

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