SeductiveTortoise

Hey, I don’t think anyone in the Trump administration passes a bar without downing a few shots.

Edit: been thinking. I guess “passes a bar without examining it” would have worked even better.

They’ll probably form gangs and attack people at night!

Yours haven’t started shouting their names yet?

Who would win?

Might be. I’ve only ever had contact with absolute imbeciles. So bad, that I just ignore every headhunter request coming in.

That’ll do

I’m not really sure if recruiters aren’t at the lowest step there.

Cute paperclips AND using ISO-date? I’m sold, best vet ever!

Listen here, buddy. That needs to be labeled “not safe for IT” because it gave me PTSD.

They really should provide acceptable opinions, maybe as a web service. That would have the additional benefit of us plebs being able using the indices to communicate.

“I think #348-17”

See how much better that would be?

That’s the way! Unicorn power!!!

🦄🦄🦄

The unicorn of consequences!

Especially as they made the same comment thrice a minute apart themselves. Which they claim is impossible for a mere human.

Is this an engagement PC? Because I’d say sex. I mean yes!

A beautiful one? Lady rock even?

Oh god, I just did. How horrible! 😭

To appease the Brits who are rightfully enraged, I have eaten some wonderful food in Great Britain. I have, however, also eaten the absolute worst of the worst I’ve ever tasted there.

To be absolutely fair, the good stuff was mostly from countries you’ve invaded in the past 😅

“These twelve secret service agents have to get in the ring with me, and they have to be armed, why do you ask?”

Electing… meh. But not killing and eating him and his friends when he showed his true face? I’ll never forget!

If I go out to eat, I can take back my consent at any time. I don’t see a difference here.

“This [food] sucks, I’m out.”