You sinked my Battleship!

Uh oh. Someone is about to, or just realized that they’re getting old.

XD

That’s easy. You don’t.

Ahhh, that also explains the sword. Thanks for explaining!

I generally like these strips, but sometimes the frames are so disjointed it’s really hard to figure out what’s going on. I have no idea what the first frame means AT ALL.

Wow. Never really thought of that, but aside from reading a book, it’s probably the longest form of common media we have. Even a short game takes 10-20 hours to finish.

It’s no secret, we ALL knew the conservative South is suffering.

It’s not a map of favorite vacation spots. It’s overall wellness.

Sure, you might not be a fan of cold winters, but laying on the beach is no fun when you have no money and you’re slowing dying of a disease you can’t get treatment for.

I don’t have a twin, so I’ll never have perfect eggs. 😞

This is how we do it. Works great!

If you’re like me, those quotes mean: This is something really stupid that other people say.

I’m not sure others are reading it that way.

What?

You fool! You can’t ask AI how to defeat AI!

Now it knows we’re on to it!

You might be on the right track. We’ve been selling these ideas to the people who already want them, we need to expand the market!

You finally found it!!

A push pin is my go-to.

I used to shock and amaze people when I’d pull out half a cottonballs worth of pocket lint and get their phones working again.

And don’t waste $10 on a kit. A toothpick and canned air does everything you need.

The South Park games got a few laughs out of me.

Borderlands games have a few good gags sprinkled throughout.

And now we see exactly what you are. Putin is an evil, greedy, coward. Get the fuck out of here.