A threat?! Now I feel…cornered.
A threat?! Now I feel…cornered.
Peak Lemmy. We need beans also.
I have an air popper <3


It’s my kid’s first Christmas and I didn’t see the point but my spouse insisted…so the compromise was 2 discounted toys totaling $20 usd.
I grew up in a large family so we had shared gifts. I don’t know how to navigate this if I only have one without spoiling. It makes me slightly uncomfortable.
Daddy would like some sausage


Alright alright alright
Looks like a good branch manager to me.
Dear god my heart hurts looking at this.
What’s wrong with you?! Taco Bell is more newsworthy! Get your priorities straight. /s
Name checks out ^
Could you imagine if this was filled with water 🤤
Glad you wrote who the lady is. I had no idea. This almost whooshed over my head.
As kids, my brothers and I would wait for the public snowplow to clear the road and would dig tunnels in the piles they created…typical gross kids. We had to take our snow gear off at the entryway of the (military) housing unit we lived in so it didn’t matter. It was fun.
Name checks out


Gotta be fresh
It is permanent.