I used to have a little Saturn stick shift. It was the best car I ever had. Hated to see them go out of business.

he’s obviously talking about the russia, russia, hoax

I usually ease it out of my ass before the cop gets up to my window. I want them to know I have one in the car but prefer not to have to remove it in front of them

That’s a beauty

Wonder how many people remember the decade of the real cults. They would prey on young adults and basically turn them into slaves to support the “dear leader” of the group. And once indoctrinated, no one including their close friends and family could ever convince them that they were being used by charlatans. The only way to free them was to actually hire a “deprogrammer” which was a guy who knew how to finally show them reality. We have too much of the same charlatans today and those who promote them. And the result is zombie like behavior where even if something is good for you personally you reject it because that’s what the cult tells you to do.

The sad thing is that a percentage of people continue to believe nonsense as if they were part of a religion. That group is thankfully dwindling in numbers and more and more people are just tired of being lied to.

It’s the same as watching a news source that for years swears to you that something is true and then quietly comes back and tells you that in fact it was not true. There is a long list of mainstream media “sorry we were only joking” incidents over the years. Yet people continue to watch never questioning whether or not they are being lied to .

It doesn’t make you a bad person

How about you get stopped by a cop. And you have a dildo in your car. But you are afraid that they might see it and think that you have cut off someone’s cock and are keeping it as a some sort of trophy. But with the sign on your car, no worries, because you have already warned them that you have a dildo in your car.

THIS is exactly what I thought it meant.

You mean that little bottle of cleaning solution. Like some would shove it up their ass?

That’s an interesting take. You’re probably correct.

All religions are basically the same. They all came about by guys trying to explain things that they couldn’t understand. And all of them are similar with things like a virgin birth.

I’d be too afraid to give him a handjob. I can only imagine what force “his stream” would spew out.

Well now those elites who want to hold onto their power and control want us to fight among ourselves. Less scrutiny on how we are getting screwed by them

Good point. Hard to code and note for insurance that you had to extract a light bulb from someone’s ass. Insurance Company - “We don’t cover light bulbs up the ass”…you will have to pay cash.

Isn’t that called “original sin”? What a fucked up concept. Every single person born starts out in the negative for shit that they never did

Too many people don’t understand supply and demand. Trades people are always in demand. Just another guy with some joke college degree is not.

First out loud laugh of the day

Understood, but then what is your favorite position to be in when being anally pounded?