I’m German, and only slightly awake. My english no bueno, mea culpa.

But what about that third CEO’s private plane or yacht? Won’t somebody please think of the economy? 😭

We know they are insane and deeply wrong. That’s why we set them on fire, you idiot.

I could live with losing flavor, but having that crumbly, sticky… whatever in my mouth, just… nah…

At least it was quick, but did he really mean to dive head on into the explosion or did he try to evade and fucked that up?

I wonder what they’ll use them for, in Germany we mostly look at them staying on the ground.

Uh, that looks promising! Thank you!

You’d expect them to be at least somewhat compliant with those… what are they called? Guidelines? Laws? Guess you can be an attorney while being an idiot.

Remember faster!

Please 💖

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Koresh

3 clicks to Hitler

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/ Jim_Jones

1 click to Hitler, that was easy

https://en.m.wikipedia. org/wiki/Ado lf_Hitler (don’t know why I feel the need to post that one)

Already here

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Manson

2 clicks to Hitler. You can’t go wrong via the Catholic Church.

I had some friends/colleagues from Slovakia and I quickly realized that it’s extremely important to mainly utilize curse words while debugging.

What about man mount?

I spent the last day refactoring code for a (private) project. But I drank coffee. This isn’t accurate at all!

Maybe try reading it again. You’ve missed the message.

From a certain point of view there isn’t any difference to be seen.

The point of view would have to be very far away though, maybe Jupiter?

You seem upset. Would a bucket of carrots help?

Obviously /s, but holy shit is that an insane story.

They should use this for their recruiting. It’s a good preparation for reality.

I’m not even in a rural setting and the only way to get my dogs to the vet is via car. Getting a taxi to drive there is difficult when one of your dogs starts vomiting after the second turn.

That and getting to by family in a rural setting. 2 hours by car vs up to 8 by train. With two dogs. That won’t happen 😐

Besides that I don’t really need a car.

In my case it’s just half a Euro

It’s $0.551 even!