Not my OC, but too good not to share.
- Okay, what am I missing? I’ve been looking at this for several minutes and feel like I’m having a stroke.  - What do you expect the all-powerful amphibian to do with everyone’s clothes? - Just leave them on??! - It’s too late. I’ve seen everything. 
 
 
- I’m pretty sure these are exemplars of episode naming schemes. 
- It’s about how each series’ episodes are named. Like how some are really straight to the point, while others are more poetic. 
- It’s just an A.I. learning how to name Star Trek episodes. - Coming soon: A sequel called “Star Trek: Synths” about a ship of androids with one human–with a cast that is all Deepfakes except one human–written and produced by software and one human. 
 
- Unfortunately, by season four Discovery was just going with “Spaceship”. - “The Title Writer’s Pen Cares Not for the Trekkie’s High Expectations” 
 
- I’ve only seen LD, TOS, TNG, DS9, and VOY. But this all seems accurate. 





