- I need a Guinan action figure - With interchangeable hats! - Right!? Man, fuck rubber ducking, I’m on explaining my problem to Guinan. 
 
- Also need a Ten Forward Playset! 
 
- “Yeah! I just navigated that ethical dilemma with nuance while making sure to respect the dignity of everyone involved!” - “Hell yeah bro! This brings us one step closer to ending the senseless conflict that has plagued this playset for countless generations!” - This is how Boimler and Rutherford play when they’re out of holodeck time. 
 
- Klingon diplomat: “Thank you, Picard, for helping us solve our disagreement” - Picard: “I win!!” 
- Now I want a Barclay doll, THANKS. - It can be yours for under 10 bucks- https://www.ebay.com/p/136116889 - It’s already 12 bucks per Barkley, that was quick! - Edit: there’s another offer scrolling down for 9 bucks. - Inflation man, I remember when you could get 3 Barclays for a dollar. We use to ride our bikes to the corner store and make fun of the people who bought Duras - “So, I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the Ferry cost a nickel, and in those days nickels had pictures of Barclay on 'em. ‘Give me five Barclays for a quarter,’ you’d say. Now, where were we?” 
 
 
 
 
- I might actually buy and play with TNG action figures and playsets. - Playmates? Make it so. 
- That’s the future liberals want for our kids! 
- What the heck how do I not own these already. Who do I give my money to? 
- I swear, that Transfomers kid makes the same expression in every commercial he’s in. Didn’t anyone warn him about being typecast? 
- “I just serve him warm milk.” 
- My God. I think I have that Barclay doll somewhere. I haven’t thought about that in decades…0_0 








