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King@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Day 1 of posting real shitposts, till people and the mods understand the purpose of the community

i.redd.it

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Day 1 of posting real shitposts, till people and the mods understand the purpose of the community

i.redd.it

King@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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    7 hours ago

    king turd of shitpost mountain. huzzah

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    Every day we stray further from God’s light. Amen.

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      amadeus

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    11 hours ago

    Truly revolutionary 🌽

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    Thank you for bringing attention to the news. Which shouldn’t be in this community. It is shitty when it is. Wait… Oh no…

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    18 hours ago

    Its day 2.

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    19 hours ago

    I thought this was real shitposting:

    💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩

  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Why.

  • aesthelete@lemmy.world
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    18 hours ago

    Finally a real crap out

  • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
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    Still a better romance than Twilight.

  • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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    18 hours ago

    Ok but what if they’re all doing deep self parody?

  • rmic@lemmy.world
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    The internet needs this kind of stuff back !

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    I think panel 6 and 7 are swapped

    • MeThisGuy@feddit.nl
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      6 7

    • MissJinx@lemmy.world
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      That was a cognitive test. You don’t have demetia congrats

    • kieron115@startrek.website
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      He lays two eggs. One to raise his pigeon child. The other to eat.

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    • sidereal8@lemmynsfw.com
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      This

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    Dude… run do not walk to a therapist.

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      Tell him what?

      • IWW4@lemmy.zip
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        That

        You

        Put

        An

        Insane

        Amount

        Of

        Effort

        Into

        Drawing

        A

        Cartoon

        about

        fucking

        a pigeon

        so

        you

        could

        eat

        your

        offspring.

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          Anything sounds messed up if you type it in that format.

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          Hey mate, I think someone swapped your space and return keys.

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            You returned his keys? That’s very nice of you, deary

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              Return key? But it works perfectly fine!

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        That you’ve solved world hunger

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    You clearly need help and I hope you never get it if it results in quality shitposts like this.

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    Someone played too much Hatoful Boyfriend I guess.

    (https://store.steampowered.com/app/310080/Hatoful_Boyfriend/)

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      What a terrible day to have eyes.

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      $10 dorra? For a 10 yo pigeon hentai game?

      I mean jeez I might pay it but I won’t be happy about it.

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      How the fuck is this already in my library‽

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        love me a good interrobang ⁉️

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      How do you even know of this game?!?!

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        It’s actually a really good game with horror elements.

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        It used to be a really popular subject of discussion in normal-people-internet a couple years ago when it was released.

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        Spend too much time online -> Read dumb shit -> Tadaaa

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        because it’s actually great

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      Wot !

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