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“Never feel bad about eating unhealthy things like cheesecake. Use the science of relativity. Cheesecake is healthier than crystal meth. Take another slice and be thankful.”
“Never feel bad about eating unhealthy things like cheesecake. Use the science of relativity. Cheesecake is healthier than crystal meth. Take another slice and be thankful.”
Me: reading posts from everyone on the western internet about using mind-altering drugs
My Brain: “See, soda addiction isn’t that bad, drink some more!”