Lady Butterfly she/her@reddthat.com to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 天前Sharks from species once thought harmless kill and eat snorkeler in feeding frenzywww.independent.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square38fedilinkarrow-up1201arrow-down12
arrow-up1199arrow-down1external-linkSharks from species once thought harmless kill and eat snorkeler in feeding frenzywww.independent.co.ukLady Butterfly she/her@reddthat.com to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 天前message-square38fedilink
minus-squaregedaliyah@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up67arrow-down2·5 天前Wild animals are never “harmless.” Deer have killed people. Birds have killed people.
minus-squareYaDownWitCPP@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·5 天前Even snails have killed people. Who knows, there could be a snail coming for you right now!
minus-squarekryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·5 天前The odds of you being killed by a snail are low… but never zero. And when it inevitably happens, there’s no way to prove that it was intentional, that it was retribution for your crimes against this snail’s entire bloodline… but I’ll know.
minus-squarekreskin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 天前My only regret is that I could not have killed more snails in my short life. They eat my garden.
minus-squareYiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·5 天前Let me introduce you to this French cuisine I think you’ll enjoy.
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.clublinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down1·edit-25 天前Water had killed people. Gravity has killed people. But above all, humans have killed people. If I wanted to live, I’d go live with the sharks.
minus-square✨️❄️🌀❄️🧊🌨🧊❄️🌀❄️✨️@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 天前100% humans are the worst
minus-squareBrave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 天前Eh. Food has killed people too, we’re not that impressive
Wild animals are never “harmless.”
Deer have killed people. Birds have killed people.
Even snails have killed people. Who knows, there could be a snail coming for you right now!
Very, very slowly
But relentlessly
The odds of you being killed by a snail are low… but never zero. And when it inevitably happens, there’s no way to prove that it was intentional, that it was retribution for your crimes against this snail’s entire bloodline… but I’ll know.
My only regret is that I could not have killed more snails in my short life. They eat my garden.
Let me introduce you to this French cuisine I think you’ll enjoy.
Water had killed people.
Gravity has killed people.
But above all, humans have killed people.
If I wanted to live, I’d go live with the sharks.
100%
humans are the worst
Eh. Food has killed people too, we’re not that impressive