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You’re not going to convince me that 4 isn’t a shoehorn.
It’s one half of grand papspys speculum and the soup is delicious.
Who took a picture of my silverware drawer?
I will eat cereal out of a cheesy foreskin before I assent to any such decision
Relevant username.
1 - I don’t want my spoons to be ribbed for her pleasure
2 - This spoon is simply incorrect
3 - This is the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen
I’ll choose option 4, its the least offensive option, but I’m not happy about it
🐸: “Ribbid”
I think that’s a Moomin character, not a frog…
Lincoln imp
Oh yes, 3 does look like that! But 4 looks like the moomin.
Pretty sure 4 is actually a shoe horn?
4 is a lefty spoon. Not the commies but rather those scorned by the devil.
A shoe horn is still a better spoon than option 3
But she deserves pleasure too.
She’s welcome to chose spoon 1
The runcible one (1)
Isn’t a runcible spoon more … Forky?
GOBLIN SHOVEL
Number 4 looks like a shoe horn, so I’d go with that since it more than one use.
3 - At least it is going to be clear that I’m not simply weird, but actually cursed.
I’m with you on this, I think. It’s not the best spoon but I bet it’s got an eerie glow to it, and perhaps shines blue when in the presence of milk or something.
4 would make the best spork and has an edge i could sharpen to make it a knife too. I choose 4 and am going to modify it.
2 and 3 are diabolical, so 1 and 4 are your only real options. I’m worried about the mouth feel of 1, so I’d probably go with 4. It’s oversized compared to the rest, but it’s better to have slightly more spoon than too small of a scoop!
Are there any rules about how violent you can be to the spoon you choose? Im sure you could turn some of these into decent spoons with some light physical persuasion.
Has to be 2!
1 because I grew up with that spoon and am already used to how fucking weird if feels in my mouth
I went from having no idea wtf is a moomin to literally seeing them everywhere
I was going to pick 1 as the most practical for most usecases….
But then i saw 4 has a moomin on the handle, easily overriding all other arguments.
