I love that I didn’t remember that line because I parodied the song for my daughter when she was a newborn needing to sleep and I used melody, mine being “your screams make me cry…”

I guess I miss the days when people avoided questions by being vague or redirecting… wasn’t good then, but certainly better than lying, getting angry, then threatening journalists with laws that don’t apply.

I’d imagine you’d need to be promoted to demon from the ranks of tormented? Then again, necromancy would be similar and they’re very much dead, so being a demon isn’t necessary in that case.

But summoning someone from the living world is just forceful teleportation, lol.

If only he was dead enough to summon from hell…

Imma bout to rip holes in my wall to get a cable upstairs. WiFi is simply awful.

That’d make a good T-shirt.

Emotional recommendation of the year: Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Explorers of the Sky.

It’s almost upsetting having a 2009 pixel game have more emotional charge than a AAA with mocap and voice acting.

They somehow got me to play a ton of Wii and collectathons this year with events and… some retro games suck but they suck less with RA.

Oh yeah, our elementary school was doing that event though we already walked to school. It’s weird how car centric people are even on that day. Not a single house is more than a 15 minute walk to the school but there’s always a chaotic mess of cars in front every morning.

They’re always the worst kind of people, too. Honking and doing illegal things and only maybe 20% have car seats for their kids. We always gotta be as careful as possible, but at least it’s just the streets immediately around the school; the rest of the walk is lovely, albeit with tons of mosquitoes lately.

It’s kind of amazing that Oglaf, even with their SFW comics, frequently gives punchlines I’ve never seen or considered before. Lol

Pretty solid landing page, honestly.

In a college classroom with only women, we did a student survey that asked how many believe in astrology. It was 50%.

I’m curious how that boils down in a coed institution, or a research 1 school or something.

Boy, I could really use another global lockdown in my life… 2027, let’s go!

I love systems that accept “With that being said, “In systems that accept whitespace, “Live, Laugh, Love” is considered a strong password.” is an even stronger password.” as my password.

Man I wish TJs had butt ointment, or idk, TJ branded pumpkin flavored condoms or something.

“Oh, have you tried those? I love them, so tasty.”

And with a third child on the way, no less!

They only seem to ask at small places like TJa and they don’t seem to every change anything so I’ve never had to answer no.

But I do think I overheard someone say no and was actually told how a product wasn’t in stock currently and that they’ll get more on Wednesday (iirc?). It was weirdly helpful, which broke my cynical brain.

I’d imagine soapy feet hits different, though.

That’s a shame, I prefer PvE cooperative pooping with friends which is already bad enough with season play. Plus, it’s probably pay to win (gacha 5 star toilet paper is so OP!).

Now that you mentioned it, it did just came out. Although at some point you’ll die by contact damage just by listening to too many podcasts reviewing it, haha.