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minus-squaredolphin @lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down5·2 days agoHow come str8s don’t consult with their local LGBTQ+ friendos? I like playing matchmaker.
minus-squaresnugglesthefalse@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up34·2 days agoGotta have local friendos first…
minus-squareAsafum@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days ago(cries in very high cost of living, old rich people area)
minus-squarezeropointone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·2 days agoBecause it doesn’t work. It’s already bad enough with straight people doing it.
minus-squareCaptain Aggravated@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down4·2 days agoBecause with the possible exception of the bi’s, you’re all inherently unqualified for the job of setting up a heterosexual relationship. Why don’t you ask straight men to pick out sweaters? Because we’re bad at it at an anatomical level.
How come str8s don’t consult with their local LGBTQ+ friendos? I like playing matchmaker.
Gotta have local friendos first…
(cries in very high cost of living, old rich people area)
Because it doesn’t work. It’s already bad enough with straight people doing it.
Because with the possible exception of the bi’s, you’re all inherently unqualified for the job of setting up a heterosexual relationship. Why don’t you ask straight men to pick out sweaters? Because we’re bad at it at an anatomical level.