rkcurio@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days agoThey'd just appear out of nowherelemmy.worldimagemessage-square115fedilinkarrow-up1536arrow-down19
arrow-up1527arrow-down1imageThey'd just appear out of nowherelemmy.worldrkcurio@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days agomessage-square115fedilink
minus-squarech00f@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up25arrow-down5·5 days agoEyeworms. Villagers get them from touching raw meat then rubbing their eyes. It’s only a matter of time before the worms burrow into your brain. Then you shit yourself and die in a most embarassing way.
minus-squareINHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up16·5 days agoAt least I won’t have to deal with the mess.
minus-square7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·5 days agoThis isn’t true. Source: RFK jr is alive :/ (But seriously it probably is…)
minus-squareTylerdurdon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 days agoThat sounds right. No wonder I’ve been repeatedly shitting myself everywhere I go…
Eyeworms. Villagers get them from touching raw meat then rubbing their eyes. It’s only a matter of time before the worms burrow into your brain. Then you shit yourself and die in a most embarassing way.
At least I won’t have to deal with the mess.
This isn’t true.
Source: RFK jr is alive :/
(But seriously it probably is…)
That sounds right. No wonder I’ve been repeatedly shitting myself everywhere I go…