I’d actually like to see someone try to slam their fist down on a table while drinking coffee without spilling.
a brief coworker
COWER BRIEF MORTALS
Out out, brief candle!
Who the fuck drinks coffee while eating pasta
An adhd-haver who’s on their third cup of the day at lunch, and will have 3 more over the course of the afternoon.
Me, 5 minutes ago. What’s so special about pasta and coffee combo?
I’d probably guess the Italians
And you would be wrong, in Italy coffee is almost never drunk while eating something salty. Actually is mostly drunk alone as its own dish, aside from breakfast
And if you break this rule, THEY KILL YOU ON THE SPOT
They drink espresso
*they drink espresso based coffees.
The italians invented lattes, cappuccinos, Americanos etc… most espresso based coffee finds its origin in Italy; it’s just instant coffee and whatever it is Starbucks are doing that they tend to scoff at.
i will drink coffee with anything. yogurt, salad, chips and salsa, tofu, the list goes on.
Why not? You can even use some pasta as a straw
Coffee messes with iron absorption.
and then everyone else in the cafeteria clapped 🙄
No, but I did go to the principals office and they went to the nurse. That was over thirty years ago though.
Where was this work? The prison kitchen or something?
I have stabbed people with a fork for trying to touch my food.
Just quickly lean towards their hand and snap your teeth like you’re going to bite. Works with all sorts of unwanted touching, just be ready to actually bite if they’re also nuts and try again to call your bluff. Even if they get angry they’re much less likely to want to throw hands with the high possibility of getting bit hanging in the air.
The downside is you will look even more insane than with just fork stabs, but on the plus side you will look insane enough people will stay the fuck away in the future too
Curious if this works where a woman is trying to stop a man touching her.
Might have to draw blood if the guy is really not responding to verbal warnings.
Verbal warnings are for when the touching attempts haven’t yet happened. When the hands get close, the first snap is the warning. To have aura of insanity there are no second warnings
People are prepared for punching or screaming and shit, but usually nobody is prepared to get bit, so probably even if the risk of violence is higher. But getting a chunk out of some jerk has its own satisfaction, they will remember it even if you get hurt worse
I really don’t want any part of the dude in my mouth.
I have stabbed no one because I’m not insane. Different strokes I guess
No it was not insanity, it was undiagnosed Autism in a poor rural community. This is why proper social support is matters.
Now thats insanity
Edit: moving comment where it belongs.
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In the membranity
If it’s on or near my plate I’m gonna try and eat it. It’s called finger food for a reason.
That definitely happened
Honestly? Those break room hostilities can get intense. I learned at a young age to not fuck with a salaried man’s luncheon. I believe it.
Don’t fuck with anyones food. Even animals get hostile.
she was just trying to flirt with OP and he freaked out and made it really weird… she as like
NOPE
and bailed
By touching his food?
Everyone doesn’t have those kinds of fetishes
There’s the matter of consent if that were the case. Which she clearly didn’t have.
Even if they were trying to flirt, being told repeatedly not to do something that they keep doing anyway is not flirting.
For some people it is
Nah touching someone’s food is weird.
Yeah that is the weirdest way to flirt. If she touches you, that’s more clear but touching your food is not really understood as a display of affection.
Right? Like just sit in my lap and pee a little like a normal person
The irony is that doing that doesn’t piss you off
I’d rather be pissed off than pissed on, but that’s just me.
Umm…
I think you need to learn how to flirt
