First room: “It’s moments like this that make the next room bearable”
Second room: “It’s moments like this that make the next room bearable”
My favorite nurse story is about a vibrating dildo owner waiting for the battery to die to get it removed. Apparently the vibrations could be heard in the hallway when the patient was sleeping against the metal bed rail.
the remote guy is the highlight of every nurses day.
he pushes all the buttons
I always find it fascinating how the patient says they have NO idea how a remote or a light bulb wound up wedged in their ass
I swear it had a flared base!
aside from the obvious taboo and shame part, maybe insurance?
Good point. Hard to code and note for insurance that you had to extract a light bulb from someone’s ass. Insurance Company - “We don’t cover light bulbs up the ass”…you will have to pay cash.
but he has a lightbulb inside the ass of this case already.
they likely need to prove his “it was an accident” claim is wrong. im not a bright lightbulb or an expert in this field so i dunno which party has burden of proof
im not a bright lightbulb or an expert in the field
Don’t worry, we don’t all have to be the sharpest tool in the ass.
Pubic Service Announcement :
Do not put sharp objects in your Ass
Don’t put any object in your ass that isn’t designed specifically to be in there.
If you’re into that, just go to your local adult shop and buy a dildo with a wide base so it doesn’t get spaghetti-noodled right past the sphincter.
Heyooh. Ba-bum-dis :)
Before or after putting it into his arse?
And in another room a father has held his son for the last time… because he threw out his back doing so.
ah, yes, I too have heard “Lightning Crashes” by Līve
Oh I feel it sliding up my ass
I cannot un-hear this.
I need to listen to it but i think adding ‘again’ at the end matches the original cadence better.
I’m going to learn to sing this. It will come in handy for comic value certainly.
The satisfying plop of a placenta hitting the floor really makes the night shift more enjoyable.
Placentas always look like a fake rubber model of a placenta. I’ve done hundreds of c sections, and there’s always something uncanny about seeing those things just hanging out in their bucket on my backtable.
