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If my limbs would operate using hydraulics, I’d love for my dead body to be repurposed like that. Mount my carcass on a mobile platform and have me grab things from the top shelf while I shed flakes of decaying flesh, constantly surrounded by the scent of rancid fat and formaldehyde. Give me purpose beyond death.
Glory to the emperor undying and his ninth house (i know flesh is more of an every house but 5 and 9 thing)
Any news on the next book?
“oh haha it’s just like those little screw grabber tools but it looks exactly like a real spider a-”
I lolled so hard at the OP… then did again at your reply!
I have deep-seated arachnophobia and deeply appreciate the grotesque, and I still feel so bad for the spiders, c’mon! I at least hope they died of natural causes well before someone decided to try using them as a grabber toy… Like, at least that!
I’m guessing you missed the “Euthanize spider” slide with a little snowflake icon.
I haven’t seen that one, no!:( It just starts with the spider gripping a raspberry:(
Edit: can’t really say having them euthanised makes this any better, tbh…
You missed the part where the first step was
a) Euthanize Spider
Well I guess you missed the memes about what we do to horseshoe crabs
And will continue to do so, yes! Aw, nuts, this thread made me sad :-<
You didn’t just miss “euthanize spider” but also the very “humanely” way of slowly freezing it to death for 5 days. And I share your thoughts. I really really really hate spiders, but I love them. As they’re fascinating creatures with incredible abilities. If that makes sense. Also very useful.
They are going to make you work even when you are dead
This makes me feel sad.
My mind did not go straight to a sex thing. That would be horrible.
I see dead people working in Tesla, ensambling Cyber Trucks.
Cause tiny grabbers are just that hard to make?
Would this work with a tarantula?
Sorry for mentioning that
Finally a solution for ED that works without side effects!
