I think you’re visualising the proposal wrong. The duct tape is to provide cushioning. Stick it around the edge so half is stuck on the inside of the bottle and half outside. All the sticky bits are stuck to plastic. No glue is left open to make skin contact.
should put duct tape around the rim of the funnel
Are you saying you don’t like shards of hard, sharp plastic rubbing against your scrotum?
Yes, that is what I’m saying
Mom was right: there are strange people on the internet.
That would hurt when you want to leave though. Like a strong bandaid.
I think you’re visualising the proposal wrong. The duct tape is to provide cushioning. Stick it around the edge so half is stuck on the inside of the bottle and half outside. All the sticky bits are stuck to plastic. No glue is left open to make skin contact.
I stand by my fantasy.