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minus-squareEfreetSK@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up185arrow-down1·1 month agoWhy waste time like this? Wouldn’t it be better if cinemas would use vertical screens where a popular youtuber would describe the plot of the movie in like 30 seconds while talking at 2x speed?
minus-squareQuokka@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up67·1 month agoOr they could put subway surfers on the bottom half of the screen.
minus-squaredaniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoAnd you can pay extra for a chinese voice counting numbers as back noise.
minus-squareAnUnusualRelic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 month agoAnd the audience comments could scroll by on the side! Brilliant!
Why waste time like this? Wouldn’t it be better if cinemas would use vertical screens where a popular youtuber would describe the plot of the movie in like 30 seconds while talking at 2x speed?
Or they could put subway surfers on the bottom half of the screen.
What is a subway surfer
And you can pay extra for a chinese voice counting numbers as back noise.
And the audience comments could scroll by on the side! Brilliant!