I guess elbows off the table isn’t a thing in your house.
It goes with the couch.
Nice tits
Am I the only one that’s disappointed the glass top is supported by their elbows?
Even that wouldn’t have been so bad if they didn’t grind flat spots on the elbows to support the table.
Hot
Does your dad do lines of coke and run a casino?
is mom not putting out
I have a feeling OPs mom and dad are divorced. That table definitely seems like divorced dad chic.
At any rate, i would have liked to see mom’s face when dad rolls in with this like “Ayo, look what i got” :D
yeah I should have thought of that. dad defo listens to some podcasts
Which casino does your dad own?
The boomer equivalent of buying half naked anime figurines.
It really ties the rest of the furniture together.
Does your dad do talk therapy for mob bosses in this room?
You really nailed it here. That’s is really funny. Like Dr. Melphi.
Boobies
Hooray!
It’s a major award
Your dad has the taste of a 1950s man
I guess I do too cuz this is dope
At least it only looks like they’re having sex from certain angles …
