• Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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    "We have learned to steer humans! All it was needed was a sharp pain from a bright light directly into their eyeballs (below the eyelids), and since humans tend to avoid pain, they try to move away from the spots where we press the pain button.

    Well, except Jimmy12, he has been gooning all experiment long, so the controls need to be reversed."