In another bizarre attempt to “own the libs” just by confusing them, openly anti-LGBTQ+ performer Kid Rock has been enlisted to headline a fundraiser for the self-loathing Log Cabin Republicans, the gay conservatives group.
The onetime Detroit rapper-now MAGA acolyte will headline the fundraiser “Red White & Rock,” the LCR announced over the weekend. The gay conservatives billed the event as a “star-studded concert uniting conservatives and celebrating American spirit.”
The high-dollar event takes place in Nashville on September 29, with special guests Richard Grenell, Donald Trump’s out, onetime acting director of National Intelligence in the last, chaotic days of the twice-impeached president’s administration, and forever-fiancé Kimberly Guilfoyle, who’ll serve as emcee of the event, if never Donald Trump Jr’s bride.
Kid Rock is the human version of an above-ground pool.
Kid Rock makes music targeted at people who know just how many boxes of sudafed you can buy at once.
Kid Rock’s music is the soundtrack for copper theft.
I was listening to Kid Rock in my car the other day and stole my own catalytic converter.
Bro… The fuck… This comment nearly killed me. Totally stealing this and using it for other things, lol.