The funny thing about this is that it then would be a criminal act to mow the lawn or “abort” a growing grass seed…

Hey waiter! The crincly hairs are missing on my cookies!

What are you doing step cave?

Isn’t there like a toungue in cheek comment about that in the movie?

My grandfather actually had to share his own house with five other families in Bulgaria in the forties after the revolution.

Tadaaaa!

Uncle Pedro?

Sometimes I put my underwear on inside out. I love the feeling of having the whole world in them.

Oh, just above the alligator pegging station?

So, where is the prostate massage basement?

Yeah! So they all get scurvy.

I think it’s also pretty gay to have sex with women. I mean, they are cute, clean, soft and doesnt have all that ass and back hair.

It’s more masculine to fuck some hairy beast. I mean, it’s pretty darn masculine to try to fuck a silver back gorilla.

Ah, those are the three bags you get in the sex book store.

When you’re at it, can you send it to my great great grandmother?

But still, the Pope often takes fetuses from pregnant women and bite them over the spine with his teeth. He then cracks the fetuses open and suck the spinal fluid out of the spine.

Yeah… so she had sex with herself

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…and that’s pretty darn funny! Isn’t it? Come on… please

I just made a post there that people did not like. I thoght it was funny. I’m not banned though…yet

Brand new sentence right there